Question for Nelson: which policy was the inspired revelation from God, the original one, or the revised "clarified" one?

Clearly both were, oh ye of little faith.

After the pushback on the first one, they got together in a room and told the Lord, "Clearly, the people are not yet ready to receive this commandment."

And he replied unto them, "Yea, didst thou tell them that it was received unto you by revelation?"

And they responded, "Inasmuch as the servant of the adversary, John Dehlin leaked the policy, we failed to instruct them that this was a revelation."

And he replied, "Oh, ye of little faith. Know you not that my servant hath been deceived? Ye should have borne testimony of the truthfulness of these things, and urged them to pray about it to receive a confirmation in their hearts that it was true."

"Inasmuch as ye have failed to to that, ye are under condemnation. Ye shall now go to them and revise the policy. It shall not say that every child whose parents are or might have been homosexual are condemned unto the third generation, only that those children whose primary care giver is as such. Ye shall require them to receive it by the internet, and by a junior apostle. And he shall make no mention of this revelation for the period of at least 6 weeks, until the mind of the people is quieted."

"Then shalt thou have an senior apostle confirm to the troubled congregation that this is a revelation from the Lord, and that they must believe to be blessed in the latter day.

"For verily, I say unto you, that it is indeed the eleventh hour, and not too much time shall pass away before you shall see the nations of the world which have caught the gay crumble, and the son of man shall return in his glory.

"And let every man who hath said that I, Jehovah, am a myth be also troubled.

"And let the blood of the innocents who reject this policy, which I gavest unto thee by revelation, cry from the dust unto me. For my judgement is swift and harsh.

"And this shalt thou do, or thou and the entire church remainest under condemnation.

And they responded, "Yea, we will go and do even as thou desirest."

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