a situation that almost happened to me last week

You almost sexually harassed your boss last week by getting naked for no reason? And decided to use that to make up a story to farm attention and karma That's somehow better?

and also a lot of “ew you’re like a wannabe rapist” comments.

I mean, if I walked into my room and saw a naked man there, coworker or not my first thought wouldn't be "Oh, this guy gives a shit about signals and consent."

I’m sorry I forgot people aren’t allowed to have a little fun

TIL making up stories about almost sexually assaulting your boss is "having a little fun." In a climate where people go through social media accounts to find out where people work in order to get them fired for sexual misconduct.