Just published a couple of erotica megapacks (e.g. bundles of 9 stories, relatively expensive) and I struggled to come up with a unique jokey description for each one. Any thoughts? They don't have to be funny really, just attention-grabbing.
Inside you'll find nine complete tales of Str8 athletic Studs, including Soccer Jocks, Boxers and Jockstraps, all swinging so far on the downlow they might strike oil!
Inside you'll find nine complete tales of Str8 black or ebony Studs, including Gangstas, Gangbangers and Pimps, all swinging so far on the downlow they hang lower than their own sagging pants!
Inside you'll find nine complete tales of Str8 black Studs, including Pirates, Soldiers and Thugs, including so many ebony hunks swinging downlow that a cop just might shoot your kindle!
Inside you'll find nine complete tales of Str8 criminal, thug and gangbanger Studs, including Inmates, Pimps and Thugs, all swinging so far on the downlow they might use your kindle to rob a bank!
Inside you'll find nine complete tales of Str8 thug and gangbanger Studs, including Aryans, Gangstas and Yakuza, engaging in so much hardcore black-market action that your kindle might qualify as a criminal organization!
Inside you'll find nine complete tales of Str8 Studs being hazed or inducted into criminal organizations, including biker gangs, yakuza, street thugs and more, all swinging so far on the downlow you might have to don a pressurized suit to read them!
Inside you'll find ten complete tales of Str8 interracial Studs, including Maoris, Inmates and Honkies, all swinging so far on the downlow they might never find their way up again!
Inside you'll find nine complete tales of Str8 redneck Studs, including Jarheads, Farmboys and Hillbillies, all swinging so far on the downlow they give new meaning to the term "Deep South"!
Inside you'll find nine complete tales of Str8 white Studs, including Russian Mafia, Lumberjacks and Hicks, all swinging so far on the downlow they might keep perfect time!
Inside you'll find nine complete tales of Str8 white Studs, including Hillbillies, Jocks and Strippers, all swinging so far on the downlow you might need to bring a shovel to find them!
Inside you'll find nine complete tales of Str8 white Studs, including Jarheads, Space Marines and Seamen, all swinging so far on the downlow they might win a limbo contest!