Every video I watch, every snippet I see and every interview I read about Ellen Pao induces a hatred I haven't felt for someone in a long time.

That would be the hormones

It's not an implicit hatred like I would have for a murderer, psychopath or a bully. No, it's a lot more nuanced than that.

http://i.imgur.com/LzEPg3y.png

It's the same type of hatred that you get when someone cuts you in line at the supermarket.

I, wh- that's 'nuanced'?

That
is like the definition
of a first world problem

That type of anger that induces a little whence in the back of your neck and a shiver of anger echoing through the vestiges of your body.

Send that shiver back from wince it came

That anger stems from my feeling that she's the personification of all the ills of society.

We're gonna have to go back to using "Hitler" as a unit of measure guys, one just isn't enough. You know the sins you've all been committing this entire time? That dark, seeping feeling of despair that creeps like a shadow over your people? Beelzebub's works himself? THEY HAVE ALL MERGED, AND BECOME PAO

She represents the corporate greed corroding the foundations of the things I love, the person looking for a handout, the one who's always looking to blame others instead of their own ineptitude, the person quick to use lawyers and sue instead of having a personal conversation.

If this is a "personal conversation," can you really
really
blame her

She's an adulterer and a liar and she's abused the goodwill of our society for her own personal gain.

I heard she uses Obamacare to lure unsuspecting infants to hospital nurseries and punt them off the roof

In short, she's the type to cut her piece of the pie from the middle and still get mad when you eat the crust.
And it's these very things about her that represents the moral decay I despise.

I actually am in total agreement here. What kind of sick, twisted fuck would try to cut from the center of a pie

I honestly can say this with a straight face.

Good, cause I can't fucking contain myself

I despise her. I don't wish her any physical harm because I'm not that type of person, but I just wish she would disappear from this website and by proxy my life in general.

"Live and let live is so easy - as long as I have no evidence of or interaction with your life in general"

She needs to be fired; since she's held the position of CEO bad things have happened here. Negative things. It's time Reddit shed her and move on.

"I remember something about correlation and causation in my statistics class, only now do I realize the extent of the truth of the relatedness of these two concepts and how they relate to all the related things that have been happening here. At once, do I understand everything, and so nothing, for everything is nothing, just as Pao is everything, and she is nothing"

Go away Pao.

Finishing strong as only a grossly oversimplifying cro-magnon could