Haha. Well, I don’t have a laptop. Call it an excuse, call it a cop out, make these little comments, but remember two things:

I offered to play you in any app on IOS and stake money through the mods, which I feel safer with. It’s also unbiased, but you’d rather deflect it as me refusing to play you.

I offered to play you in person, but you’re a coward.

Lastly, I don’t care if you’re a better player than me. You’re an asshole, you have a shitty personality, and I’d imagine the reason you play on a historically worse site than Bovada is because you have a username on BetOnline and the people on there are the closest things to friends as you’ll ever have.

You don’t know my situation, but you could NEVER survive the life I live, you soft handed little fuck. My offer to meet at the Bicycle stands. I’ll play you any table. Pick an app, or shut the fuck up. You came into a conversation between me and someone else JUST to be an asshole. Pick an app or shut the fuck up.