"The droopy eyed, leather faced, turkey necked, Alvin & The Chipmunks sounding meth face of lipscyhing who lied and said she's never lipsynched + sold $105m album + broke Vegas records, the credit stealing thief who was exposed by the MATM producer, the trend hopping robot whose entire existence was manufactured to capitalize on the worst pop music trend ever (bubblegum pop) and who made a career of jumping trends (urban, electro dance pop, "self-written" personal ballads), the child abuser who was deemed such an unfit parent that Kevin Federline got full custody, the drug addict so severe that anyone who comes with a 1 mile radius of her must sign a rider and be strip searched for psychotropic substances, the poster child for trainwreck celebrities, the Paris Hilton of Pop Music whose forgotten discography consists of 2 themes and gets less recurrent airplay than Kylie Minogue, the white Janet Jackson minus the meaningful message music and minus the impactful career death (the creation of YouTube), the casino act who can't get a top 10 or stay on UWC for more than 2 weeks, the spoiled entitled white trash princess who looks at her fans with more disgust than the world looks at her greasy uncombed hair, the racist, homophobic moron who knows less words than a laboratory chimp and who is so brain dead she can no longer perform on TV, the no talent puppet who is frequently ridiculed on American TV and radio for being the worst thing that ever happened to pop music and the reason no one takes popstars seriously."
-hausofnicole<3