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You have no idea.

We carry the west on our shoulders. Do you really think, that a fool like you, would survive for a minute if we left? Do you think that the communist, socialist deep state would treat you nicely? Like a human being??? No, . They won't. Our counterintelligence is your last defense, separating our leaders from the deep state; yes, even your socialist queens Nancy Pelosy and Adam Schiff. You should be thankful that we don't take them out and replace them with our own; alas, they are from poop-shit-in-the-street California. Only commies win there. Of course, it's not like those vote counts are real. California really only has about 12,000,000 million people, not 30. The rest are all newly registered democrats--aka dead people. And illegals. The illegals that brought the very virus that has you cowering in your shrub surrounded house, which I expect has a Chinese flag flying outside, if you are true to your beliefs. God. It's just a matter of time before you decide to eat bat lasaña because Hollywood makes a show forcing Chinese communist acceptance down our throats, and you'll swallow it whole. Just like your bat pasta, bat beef, and bat tomato sauce. And then you'll get the China virus, from China, and your lungs will grow tired. And then we will find your deathbed. We will show you all the secrets of the world, everything that you've called us retarded for knowing, and we'll bring undeniable proof. And, in your final moments, you'll wish that you'd had it right, that you'd been a Republican, a right winger, a brony all along--but it's too late. We destroy evidence of our presence, and prepare to move to the next patient (you're nothing but part of the routine)--but not before saving the last of the piss you expel upon your death, for the journey back.

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