MAN OH MAN THE KILLER MAINS IN THIS GAME ARE ABOUT AS FUN AS GETTING A FUCKING COLONOSCOPY. LET ME BRING IN A MORI AND PINK ADDONS AND JUST SLUG/TUNNEL PEOPLE NONSTOP THEN ACT LIKE I AM ACTUALLY GOOD BECAUSE I CAN JUST SHUT THE GAME DOWN IN 30 SECONDS. ITS NOT EVEN FUCKING FUN TO GO AGAINST. WHEN I PLAY KILLER I TRY TO AT LEAST CONSIDER HOW MUCH FUN THE SURVIVORS COULD BE HAVING AND TRY NOT TO BE A HUGE FUCKING DOUCHE ABOUT IT, BUT APPARENTLY THAT CONSIDERATION GOES OUT THE WINDOW IF YOU "MAIN" THE BABY MODE.

YOU FUCKS HAVE THE EASIER SIDE OF THE GAME BY A GODDAMNED MILE. THE ONLY TIME SURVIVORS ARE EASIER THAN KILLERS ARE LIKE A RED RANK SWF YET KILLER MAINS WILL BITCH AND MOAN ABOUT ANTI-DICKBAG PERKS SURVIVORS GET LIKE "DON'T GET FARMED RIGHT OFF THE HOOK" OR "ZOOP FORWARD A HALF A STEP, BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE INJURED" OR "ONCE A GAME HOP OFF THEIR SHOULDER IF YOU'RE BEING TUNNELED OFF THE HOOK AND GET DOWNED".

GOD DAMN YOU SHITS ARE SWEATY IN A GAME ALREADY FAVORING YOU.