Rand Paul on why Republicans should care about Selma

Personally I'm a fascist and I have to admit, it's going to be a tough choice between Hillary and Jeb. I work on Wall St. and had the privilege of attending a Hillary Clinton speech at a Goldman Sachs function and I just had to give her a standing ovation. The part where she was talking about how banks were victims of populous banker bashing almost brought a tear to my eye.. she hit the nail right on the head.

I would vote for Jeb, but there's a possibility that he might cut subsidies for some of the firms that my company underwrites and that's obviously no good. Don't get me wrong, I love Jeb's aggressiveness on cap-and-trade legislation as we really need to get those carbon derivative markets up and running and ready to trade, but I think Hillary will do the same anyway [given the right persuasion of course- a couple bribes and campaign donations and it's off to the races with our brand new monopoly banker owned carbon derivative markets]. She's really excellent on middle east politics as well. If she's elected I think we'll finally start bombing Iran like how we should have long ago. She deserves a lot of credit for bombing Libya back to the stone ages where they belong. As long as she's keeping those Halliburton checks rollin' in, I'm happy to have her as my president. The US economy is still kinda soft and nothing is better for the economy than total war.

Without question the worst candidate for Wall St. is Rand Paul. Can you believe the nerve of that guy? He wants to end the 0% loans for banks and disrupt the Fed's independence from the government. How does he expect finance to continue to generate trillions in profits without the Fed holding rates at 0? The guy is worse than insane, he's downright dangerous. Doesn't he know that Wall St. owns the Fed? Who the hell does he think he is trying to tell the central bank what to do when the government doesn't even own it. Doesn't he know the Fed is above the law and beyond reproach? I think I speak for everyone on Wall St. when I say we need to keep that guy the hell out of the oval office.

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