Went to the gym last night. Workout was fine. After I went into the locker room to change I felt clumsy and forgetful. I forgot my squat shoes outside the sauna. I forgot to dry my shorts that was soaking in sweat. I took off my cheap $4 polyester shirt to rinse off the sweat and wash my face. I changed into a black shirt and casually stacked the sweaty polyester shirt on top of my squat shoes on top of my duffel bag. I leave the gym, head to my car, open the trunk and realized one squat shoe was missing.

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I retraced my steps and found my squat shoe just in front of my car.

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But I couldn't find my sweaty $4 gym shirt.

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I went back inside, looked around the floor, dug into trash cans, asked the front desk, and still couldn't find it. It doesn't disappear on its own within 3 minutes.

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The next logical explanation would be that someone stole my cheap polyester shirt that was soaking in sweat.