Rant Wednesday

TL;DR ShitSack acts like a sack of shit.

Alright I got quite a rant for you guys. There's this curl/bench bro at my gym. Let's call him ShitSack. Now ShitSack comes into the gym every day and does either bench/tricep work, or curls. His legs look like tiny little toothpicks that he tries to hide with sweat pants. However, for a shirt he has on a cutoff shirt that looks like a bikini with straps so long that is stays around his belly button instead of his nipples. Now ShitSack has been working on his bench for a quite a while now. However, ShitSack has shitty programming and shitty form. He bounces his weight off his chest and while screaming/yodeling to his 1RM that he does every fucking day. ShitSack has been lifting for a long time so he does have some decent size from steroids (he got caught with steroids and had to go to court), and from just benching 3 times a week for a few years. Now this one day ShitSack was doing his normal ShitSack things, and I overheard him talking crap about this old guy doing squats. This old guy is my hero, he is 50+ and was squatting ATG with 405 for reps. But ShitSack thinks differently, he said, "I wish these fucking old fuckers would leave. It's like fucking eye pollution." Well fuck you ShitSack. Everyone hates you. Your girlfriend left your bitch ass because you're a sack of shit. She may be "a white-trash whore" as you said, but even she deserves better than a fuck-knuckled cunt bag like you. You failed out of college. Your bench sucks. Your car sucks. You're 28 and living at home with your parents and mooching off of them. You're not even working or going to school. You buy teenagers beer and hit on high school girls at their parties because no one above 20 is dumb enough to sleep with you. You're a drain on society and a disgrace to the human race. Fuck you. And we all know that you wear sweatpants and jeans all year long because you have legs that look like a pre-pubescent 10 year old girl. You ain't hiding shit.

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