[Rapoport] Cowboys star RB Ezekiel Elliott is one of the players who has tested positive for the Coronavirus, his agent Rocky Arceneaux confirmed to me. Arceneaux said Elliott is feeling good.

This old dude in Colorado Springs told us the virus hasn’t affected him or his other old friends because the sunlight kills it and they’re out in the sun all day and they have a strong immune system. The he said the government is doing population control to weed out those with weak immune systems. Then he went on the day some shit about lizard people and how am I half-breeder because I actually believe the CDC.

N addition to that my mom told me my uncle (whom I don’t speak to) told her the virus is man made? All in all I thought shit that like was all trolls and bots but people actually eat that shit up because they don’t fucking see it personally, yet in most cases they are extremely religious. Sorry had to vent, that was a crazy day for me lol

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