They’re always talking about hypocrisy.

Pls read with ur best high pitched voice.

“I remember that day, it all started when my glorious Prince Donald José Trump was elected King of my butthole. Afterwards, he proceeded to stick the barrel of a double barrel shotgun in my anus to warm me up. And little did I know that he wasn’t here to just fuck my butthole, but to fuck everyone’s butthole. The end”

Disclaimer Warning: The comment above is all satire, I am in no way shape or form this childish in real life. I am not a homophobe, I am pro LGBTQ+ and believe nobody has the right tell another person who they can and can’t love. My intention was at the very least to get a chuckle out of random strangers.

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