this is a real add mind you.

It to late, the hackers have all ready come... so it's time to make a song...

Disclaimer: any person, entity or group referenced in this song is fictional so if any said person, entity or group does exist in real life it is purely by coincidence.

Song: God-wave

Lyrics:

Brace yourselves... a storm is brewing...

A wave in the internet... a cyber wave...

With a force of a god, and a heart of a machine. It yields no mercy!

It has no pity, or remorse, it's born in the internet, oN set to conquer it...

And it's name...?

\Elitric guitar opening\**

It's GOD-WAVE!!

LORD OF THE WEB!! UNKOWN INTERLOOPER!!

STRIKES FROM THE SHADOWS, NOWHERE TO BEEN SEEN!!

A POWER OF MAJOR DESTRUCTION!!

*Epic Guitar riffs*

Computers broken, date stolen... without a trace!!

*Godly organ music*

ERROR...!!! IT'S SEEMS YOU COMPUTER... has ran into problems...

ManualScript ERROR!! DATE HAS NOT BEEN RECOVED: ERROR!!

THE GOD-WAVE IS COMING...!!

NO ANTI-VIRUS CAN STOP IT!! NO PERSON CAN DESTROY IT!!

IS THERE ANY HOPE FOR US...!! WILL THE GOD-WAVE DOMINATE THE WEB!!

*choir* Dominate the web... Dominate the web...

*Legendary elitric guitar with elitric piano playing background*

I FOUND A CURE! To cleanse the web the god-wave's tranny!!

An anti-virus to end all viruses

and I call... \epic druming* LORD-TSUNAMI!!*

WITH A FORCE OF GOD, AND A HEART OF MACHINE. IT YEILDS NO MERCY

BUT WILL IF FIGHT THE GOD WAVE!!

AN EPIC BATTLE WILL BEGIN!!

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