A really angry badger

No you're thinking of France.

After the first year of aggressively attacking the badger and its den, the owner of the dog got on top of a grooming van and declared "mission accomplished".

Other badgers seeing its brother so ruthlessly attacked in its own home, decided to wage jihad to the dog and any other canines that supported him.

Years went by. Thousands upon thousands of innocent rats, opossums, and occasional raccoons lost their lives when all they wanted to do was lounge around and rummage through garbage cans.

Behind the scenes, huge doggy treat corporations started making billions of dollars "supporting" the canines in its cause to get rid of those badger extremists.

10+ years later, a group of seals waddled its way in to the original badgers den and killed him.

Unfortunately, the dog didn't want to stop there. It started meddling in the affairs of a pack of stray cats down the street and decided to provide catnip to some of the cats that wanted to form their own group.

That group is now known as Meowsis. They have been known to occasionally knock over glasses of wine inconveniencing many dog owners. Any thing that got in the way were met with the fury of a thousand belly rub induced scratches.

German Shepards decided to show mercy towards cats as they understood that not all cats are fanatical scratchers but those German Shepards did not realize leaving out 1 bowl of milk would attract thousands of hungry cats. Leaving many fellow dogs a bit worried that Meowsis might be hiding among the the refugee cats.

To be continued...

Probably not... just got bored at how stupid this story is turning out to be.

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