Look, man.

When I was initially wanting to enlist, I first attempted air force. Thank fuck things didn't go through.

It's now several years down the line and I got a call about how they had some of my paperwork still. And they were asking if I wanted it shredded or mailed.

A couple weeks after that, I got emails asking if I wanted to join the air force.

There are policies in place that I have to follow in regards to retaining records. And these fuckers just had my shit long, long after the fact.

Military branch differences mean jack shit, most recruiters aren't recruiters because they wanted to be recruiters, and it shows for most of them.