Not my fart but rather, a fart I witnessed. During a job at a summer camp me and a friend were working at we were staying in a cabin together in separate rooms.
I was sitting alone in my room when she walks in with a huge shit-eating grin on her face. I remember just looking at her kind of confused when she lets out the biggest wet-ass fart I've ever had the pleasure of hearing. I just fuckin lost it, was laughing my ass off, but she just kept standing there smiling, but the emotion in her had had like.. shifted. She just turned around and walked out and I'm thinking wtf. Well about 5 minutes later I passed her room, the door was closed but I could hear the shower running and thought to myself "hmm strange, could've sworn she already took a shower today." About 10 minutes later she pokes her head out the door and tells me she had violently shit herself in my room and had to fucking take a second shower. Never trust a fart.