reddit, we need to rewrite “The 12 Days of Xmas,” b/c this yuletide jam has too many birds in it.

On the first day of Chrisyuleternaliastice,
My true love gave to me
A pocket of mom's spaghetti
On the second day of Chrisyuleternaliastice,
My true love gave to me
Two broken arms And a pocket of mom's spaghetti
On the third day of Chrisyuleternaliastice,
My true love gave to me
Three wolf moon
Two broken arms
And a pocket of mom's spaghetti
On the fourth day of Chrisyuleternaliastice,
My true love gave to me
Four drinking horns
Three wolf moon
Two broken arms
And a pocket of mom's spaghetti

On the fifffffth day of Chrisyuleternaliasticcccccce,
My true love gave to meeeeeee
Fiiiiiiive handmade kniiiiiiives

Four drinking horns
Three wolf moon
Two broken arms
And a pocket of mom's spaghetti
On the sixth day of Chrisyuleternaliastice,
My true love gave to me
Six motorcycles
Fiiiiiiive handmade kniiiiiiives
Four drinking horns
Three wolf moon
Two broken arms
And a pocket of mom's spaghetti
On the seventh day of Chrisyuleternaliastice,
My true love gave to me
Seven leather jackets
Six motorcycles
Fiiiiiiive handmade kniiiiiiives
Four drinking horns
Three wolf moon
Two broken arms
And a pocket of mom's spaghetti
On the eight day of Chrisyuleternaliastice,
My true love gave to me
Eight safes a'crackin
Seven leather jackets
Six motorcycles
Fiiiiiiive handmade kniiiiiiives
Four drinking horns
Three wolf moon
Two broken arms
And a pocket of mom's spaghetti
On the ninth day of Chrisyuleternaliastice,
My true love gave to me
Nine flying GoPros
Eight safes a'crackin
Seven leather jackets
Six motorcycles
Fiiiiiiive handmade kniiiiiiives
Four drinking horns
Three wolf moon
Two broken arms
And a pocket of mom's spaghetti
On the tenth day of Chrisyuleternaliastice,
My true love gave to me
Ten Reddit golds
Nine flying GoPros
Eight safes a'cracking
Seven leather jackets
Six motorcycles
Fiiiiiiive handmade kniiiiiiives
Four drinking horns
Three wolf moon
Two broken arms
And a pocket of mom's spaghetti
On the eleventh day of Chrisyuleternaliastice
My true love gave to me
Eleven master Jedi
Ten Reddit golds
Nine flying GoPros Eight safes a'cracking
Seven leather jackets
Six motorcycles
Fiiiiiiive handmade kniiiiiiives Four drinking horns
Three wolf moon
Two broken arms
And a pocket of mom's spaghetti
On the twelfth day of Chrisyuleternaliastice
My true love gave to me
Twelve new fedoras
Eleven master Jedi
Ten Reddit golds
Nine flying GoPros
Eight safes a'cracking
Seven leather jackets
Six motorcycles
Fiiiiiiive handmade kniiiiiiives Four drinking horns
Three wolf moon
Two broken arms
And a pocket of mom's spaghettiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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