Reddit, what are your best drug stories?

Alright so it was our first 4/20 and I was with my buddy Aussie, he's Australian. Alright so we're at the legislative building where everyone rallied to smoke in public and we bought some weed off a guy who had just a heap of it on a blanket. Went around a bit more started sharing with some people, we supplied our weed to their pipe then they hit us up with sharing a j. We were pretty zonked as at the time we didn't smoke at all really, him less than I. At one point to get to the guys joint, aussie ate; yes ATE the charred remains of the bowl so we could get onto the joint. After it settling in about 20 minutes later that we were....really fuckin stoned we decided to head home and get somewhere we felt less anxious. So we bus home, me being a little bit more familiar with the busses I recognize the 60 that will take us to the 81 or 84 which will bring us home. He doesn't believe I am capable of making such decisions from being stoned and asks me to count to 10, I'm fairly certain I did okay as weed doesn't really effect me that way. Anyway we're waiting at the bus stop and all he wants to do is nap at this random bus stop in a downtown area. I told him it was a pretty bad idea and we might miss the bus, 15 or so minutes later the bus arrives we get on it, about 10 minutes or so into the ride he gets spooked and wants to get off the bus, so obviously I follow him off, I tell him that we have to catch the 60 so we can get back home, he look at the same fucking bus, points at it, and then says "there's a 60"; jesus christ aussie I love you man. I don't know if it was because I was high or what but that bus driver stared right into us and must have known we were stoned but did his duty in transporting us the rest of the way to catch the bus that took us home. Weed, not even once.

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