3. Reddit , what was the best day of your life ?

Reddit , what was the best day of your life ?

In 2008 I was quite literally dating my next door neighbor who told me she had a crush on me since we were kids. It's a long story on how it came to be and why it didn't happen sooner so I'll skip it.

Anyway her birthday rolled around that summer so I offered to take her to this AWFUL Indian Food Restaurant that she loved but they weren't open till 11. So we had some sex and then I went and took her to my comic shop I frequented for the first time ever before we had lunch. She loved it and I treated her to some comics she wanted, Dark Tower Series and whatever the new 30 Days of Night series was. So we sat in my car and flipped through our purchases and went off to the shit restaurant. They were closed because of health code violations and despite my secret relief I did actually feel bad since this was her day and she said "Well where do you want to go?" And I only ever go to Outback because of the Onion so we went there which was MY favorite restaurant. So I'm still reveling in how her birthday is turning out to be an awesome day for me but I will sacrifice later and plus I was DD that night anyway which was fine. So she wants to go see a movie but there was nothing out in theatres at the time besides Kung Fu Panda which we already saw so we went back to my place. I had a bunch of DVDs and out of the PLETHORA of choices she picked 300! One of MY favorite movies of all time. So of course after watching Gerard Butler be naked and the sex scene and a buncha naked dudes we had some pretty awesome sex. it didn't bother me the reason she got so incredibly wet and turned on was probably because of Gerard Butler it's all good. Then we had time to kill before we met her friends and she wanted to play the New Mario Kart for the Wii at the time so we did that for like 2 hours then had sex AGAIN. We went out and hung out with her super annoying hot and smart friends where all she did was talk about how awesome her birthday had been because of me. When in reality it was my actual best day ever. Then she blew me in the parking lot after she got drunk and we went back to my place and had sex AGAIN.

Best day ever.

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