Reddit, what is the best one liner joke you've ever heard?

Hey >A bipartisan bill legalizing medical marijuana for use in alleviating symptoms of arthritis would be joint support for joint support for joint support.

The issue with dating tennis players is that once they've scored, it's not love anymore.

I heard that Amazon's offering a service that crowdsources teaching how to dance, and they're calling it Mechanical Twerk.

When the two musicians got an apartment together, they ended up composing a Romance in A Flat.

I always hear people wondering what kind of rock music hipsters listen to. Wouldn't they be more likely to listen to magma? You know, back when it was underground, and before it was cool.

I knew this guy who compulsively stole seaweed. Turned out he was a kelptomaniac.

A linguist walks into a bar and orders an IPA.

When Cicero went to a Japanese restaurant, he cried out, “O tempura! O morays!”

Alpacas and llamas are, like, spitting images of each other!

I knew this guy who opened an origami business… but then it folded.

There was a heated debate about theft at the restaurant, so I decided not to take sides.

When Peter the Great first met his future wife, was she tsarstruck?

A bipartisan bill legalizing medical marijuana for use in alleviating symptoms of arthritis would be joint support for joint support for joint support.

The issue with dating tennis players is that once they've scored, it's not love anymore.

I heard that Amazon's offering a service that crowdsources teaching how to dance, and they're calling it Mechanical Twerk.

When the two musicians got an apartment together, they ended up composing a Romance in A Flat.

I always hear people wondering what kind of rock music hipsters listen to. Wouldn't they be more likely to listen to magma? You know, back when it was underground, xc before it was cool.

I knew this guy who compulsively stole seaweed. Turned out he was a kelptomaniac.

A linguist walks into a bar and an IPA. 7 When Cicero went to a Japanese restaurant, he cried out, “O tempura! O morays!”

Alpacas and llamas are, like, spitting images of each other!

I knew this guy who opened an origami business… but then it folded.

There was a heated debate about theft at the restaurant, so I decided not to take sides.

When Peter the Great first met his future wife, was she tsarstruck?

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