Reddit, what does inside your head sound like?

I guess I could respond to this question. I have conversations in my head all the time.

Dude, everyone has conversations in their head. You're not special. You don't need to respond.

Yeah but maybe OP would appreciate what my response. She wouldn't have asked if she didn't want responses.

Wait, is OP a He or a She?

Hmm, orange-lily. Sounds like a She, but who knows, it could be a He who happens to like flowers. There's nothing wrong with that. GUYS CAN LIKE LILIES, TOO!

Of course guys can like lilies. Lilies are beautiful and they also smell nice. Nobody said they couldn't.

Yeah, but you're a guy and you probably wouldn't make a flower-based username.

True, but ...

DANGIT, FOCUS MAN. Should you respond to the question or not?

Well I suppose I could tell about how when I'm really concentrating the voice in my head becomes a whispering golf announcer.

Yeah, that's not bad. But you can do better.

OH I KNOW, I'll just write out my inner dialogue that emerged in response to this question.

YES YOU'RE A GENIUS. NOBODY HAS DONE THAT YET.

Hold on there, big fella. You're not that clever. This strategy could be a disaster. I'm going to have to recommend that you go eat a snack and forget about this silly question. I'm mean really. Inner voices. Psshh.

No you never take enough risks! You're always soooo worried about your little disasters. If it goes wrong, you can just delete it. No big deal. Just click. Delete. Boom. Gone. Nothing to worry about. I say just do it. DOOOO it.

ALRIGHT FINE I'LL DO IT. Are you happy? <sarcasm>Delete. Boom. Gone. Doooo it.</sarcasm>

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