3. Reddit, What is the dumbest thing YOU have done as a teenager?

Reddit, What is the dumbest thing YOU have done as a teenager?

ME AND MY FRIENDS WANTED TO GET DRUNK AND HAVE A GOOD TIME (Best way to plan a night...) We decided to get some guy to buy us booze, then decided to go egg some houses. One of our friends was that guy who just spends all his money like an idiot and we were at his house. We went to a gas station and he bought about $90 worth of eggs... We literally filled a shopping cart( I have no idea where we got it) I wish we took pictures. So after making a scene at the corner store loudly saying things like "Better get some bacon too for the church breakfast" we wheeled this cart full of what must have been a few hundred eggs all the way back to the school near his house to hide it in the woods. I don't understand why we thought this was ok people obviously say us walking with the cart, we simply draped a sweater over the top and hoped for the best. However i'm sure the police were called long before we started. Anyway, as you can imagine we got drunk at the house, went back to the school and got the eggs. Chaos Ensues. We cover the school in eggs, I forgot to mention we all had lacrosse sticks, 7 guys 7 sticks, 300 or so eggs. The school looked like it had just been in a 4 hour *bukkake. We then wheeled the cart through the neighbourhood egging every house on a block and then running to the next one (providing special treatment for people we knew). We ended up getting chased by a lunatic bodybuilder in a TAPOUT shirt, he wanted to kill us because we woke him up and scared his daughter (she was our age and went to our school). We made it back to the house safe but the police pulled up shortly, they had followed a trail of egg shells and broken glass... Some of our friends were less conspicuous about the whole thing than others. We were all arrested, but they let us off with an underage drinking fine. They also forced us to walk around the neighbourhood, knock on doors, apologize and ask offer to clean up.

TL;DR 7 teenage boys 7 lacrosse sticks 7 pints of booze 300 eggs, a school and about 30 houses. Got chased, caught, had to clean up the next day.

/r/AskReddit Thread
Previous
Next

Recently removed from /r/AskReddit

If you were in charge, how would you solve America’s mass shooting problem without it devolving into further violence or chaos? How have you almost died? [serious] What is the worst physical pain you have ever experienced? What are you extraordinarily good at and how did you get that way? US military veterans and active personell who still support the GOP after 217 out of 222 republicans voted to cut veterans care. Why? What is the most interesting story you have of an ancestor (past your parent’s generation)? What should be the 8th deadly sin? What’s something that changed/disappeared because of Covid that still hasn’t returned? In honor of Jerry Springers passing, what's the most Jerry Springer situation you have witnessed or experienced in real life? What’s something that changed/disappeared because of Covid that still hasn’t returned? Women of Reddit, what are some safety precautions/tips that you would highly recommend for any woman who is going on a date? What’s a life-saving tip you think everyone should know? What is the biggest secret you've ever kept from your family? divorced people of reddit, when did you know it was over? [serious] What is the biggest secret you've ever kept from your family?

More Random Comments

a new age-based cli password manager Você achava que eles iam meramente deixar o crypto vencer? Best Monster-Weapon Matchups? Hamas scrambles to learn how Israel killed its military leaders hiding in secret locations I just wanted to have a normal lane and guess who got flamed at the end Are there any JRPGs that aren’t incredibly horny? My crush sent me this and followed it up with a "lmao wym?" That I haven't opened yet. I dug myself in a hole here. (Wym = what do u mean) Trader Joe's says fully vaccinated customers don't have to wear masks in stores Discussion Thread $AMC - Let’s talk technicals (analysis in comments) Laptop for Graphic Design/Apparel Company Is “mostly straight” a valid sexuality? University student and Gamer Weekend Discussion Thread This is Superstonk, not SuperstonkS. The only play is GME and any mention of anything else is a classic divide and conquer strategy, period.