A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."The son appears onstage, dressed as Jesus Christ, the daughter appears as Mary Magdalene. She forces him to straddle a gigantic cross, then lifts her skirt to reveal a gigantic, 18-inch strap-on dildo, the head ringed by spiky, needle-like projections. As she rams the dildo up his ass, he moans in agony and she shrieks, I got your crown of thorns right here, bitch! She fucks him until shit and blood begin to ooze from his asshole, while the father dressed as Mel Gibson in Braveheart (kilt and blue-painted face) whips her and bellows Freedom!!! As the whipping and ass-fucking accelerate, the mother appearing as the Emma Thompson in Angels in America descends from the ceiling on a wire, spraying piss over the Mel, Mary, and JC. She drops a series of turds on the father, then alights on his shoulders, clamping his head between her piss-soaked thighs. She furiously noogies his head, rubbing her shit into his scalp, as he drops his whip and begins violently beating his hard prick, now babbling incoherently in a mixture of Aramaic and Latin, until he shoots a thick load onto his daughter, who continues to ass-fuck the screaming son. Covered in her fathers jizz, the daughter suddenly pulls out of the sons asshole, her dildo dripping clumps of shit and dollops of blood. She whirls, scoops a handful of shit from her fathers head, and turns back to the son, ramming a fistful of shit up his ass as she reaches around him and begins beating him off. By now, her arm is buried nearly to the elbow in his asshole, she is beating his meat in a frenzy, and her father has dropped to his knees, allowing Mom, as the Angel on his shoulders, to begin rimming the daughters asshole and licking the cum off her buttocks. The father is now grunting in a mixture of Mayan and Spanish. The mother is rimming the daughter, who continues to fist and jack off the son, who is sobbing and puking on the stage. Finally, each sticks a toy trumpet up his ass and, in perfect unison, they roll toward the agent, each somersaulting to a standing position, arms spread. They execute a half turn, bend forward, and fart Ave Maria in four part harmony through the trumpets. Then they straighten up and spin to face the agent. Ta Da!!! The dog trots onto the stage, raises his leg and pisses on the pile of shit, blood, and cum, then trots off. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"