Well, I have many of these...

Farted in the middle of a prayer (Christian school) and opened my eyes to see the most popular guy staring straight at me, disgusted. I started uncontrollably laughing and proceeded to get in trouble for laughing during prayer. Teacher demanded me to tell the class what was so funny during prayer. Freshman year!

I have very strong nipples. I know now that I need very padded bras just so my nipples don't show through things. A boy freshman year would always ask me if I was cold in front of everyone. I had no idea why until later - I was always nipping out through my shirts!

Sophomore year - at a new school my first week and slipped out of my chair and onto the floor. I don't even know how that happens.

Pleated skirt + windy day = ass flash in the school parking lot before the bell rings.

Junior year - huge crush on this guy. I got super clingy and weird (never had guys interested in me before). He ended up "dumping" me in the parking lot last day of school right before a big group was about to go to lunch. We never actually dated. He dumped me before we ever went out. He proceeded to drive me home with another girl in the car before the two of them went and met up with everyone else.