Not mine, but in highschool my bestfriend had to go #2 in class and she went to the bathroom. It was the second day of freshmen year so we were still unfamiliar with where everything was. So she goes to the bathroom, and a couple minutes later a guy in the class she had a crush on goes to the bathroom right after. Not even a couple minutes later he comes back and announces to the whole class that someone in the bathroom was taking a huge dump and making the craziest noises from down under. Well I guess another guy had to go to the bathroom and actually saw my bestfriend come out of the BOYS bathroom. Other boy comes back and tells them that bestfriend walked out of the men’s bathroom, with everyone realizing that it was my bestfriend who took that gnarly shit.