It doesn't really have very much to do with any halloween theme I guess, but, a few years back I went to a house party on Halloween, and there were an absolute fuck ton of people there, like 50-60 at least.

So, further on through the night everyone's drinking and playing beer pong and having a great time, when suddenly it arrives.

He walked in shirtless with half a bottle of Jack Daniels, and posed a question to the entire party. (this is SE Kentucky so he also has a redneck accent)

"Who's the baddest motherfucker here"

He gets no response, but he keeps asking, eventually making his way upstairs.

I'm not sure what happened when he was up stairs, but apparently he found not only the baddest motherfucker at the party, because he had him by the neck walking outside with a crowd of people pushing both of them towards the door.

The second this crowd gets onto the front porch they throw his ass of and into the yard outside, where it was now lightly snowing, and proceeded to give him the ass beating of a life time, pretty soon the ass beating was extended to other as well, and there was melee of 10-20 shirtless rednecks in the snow covered yard beating the fuck out of each other. It was the most beautiful sight I've ever witnessed.

When it finally ended the Jack Daniels dude got picked up by familyi or something and then after a few more fights wrapped up everyone called it a night.