Reddit what is your least proud fap?

The time I made myself jack off to gay porn because my girlfriend at the time was bisexual and I thought it would impress her? I also remember watching my first porn with my step brother and he was humping his bed while I was humping the computer (yes I actually humped the tower, associated the computer with the porn for some reason, I was 10). Damn I can keep going. The step sis and I have been experimental since we were little. Which made me acquire a foot fetish at a young age ( or maybe I was born with it? ) any way, she was sleep in the bed next to me when I was about 15, and I contemplated jacking off onto her feet,chest, or mouth. I ended up not wanting to leave evidence so I just stood over her and fapped, I dont actually remember where I finished lol. I also remember my step sister dancing in a chair, I mounted her , and she continued to dance until I came on her back and in my pants. That one was awkward because again I was only like 11 and was confused on the whole ejaculating process.

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