This is so bad I never told anybody, I mean really... how could you tell this story without people looking at you differently.
Was desperate to get laid in my longest dry spell since I was a teenager. I felt like my game was spot-on but somehow I kept getting shot down; like I just reeked of desperation or something.
So instead of carefully planned strategic attacks I decided to go with mass bombings until I hit a target. Hitting on almost literally every chick/person I came in contact with, friends of friends of friends - and when that didn't work I started hitting the internet.
I mean seriously, I must have had like 200+ attempts just on the internet alone when I finally got a reply that was a go. And better, she wanted to come to MY house - no dinner or date, just come over and get drunk and then fuck. I'm like YISSSSSS.
So she comes over, her online picture being pretty much an entire lie. Like I don't even think that was her AT ALL in the picture now, which even then was only about a 6/10. She showed up and she was about a 4/10 at best. Definitely a 12 pack lay.
So we meet and greet, I invite her inside - we start drinking. I got sufficiently drunk then moved in for the kill. Easy.
We banged for over an hour before I could finally cum, she was just so... I don't want to say ugly, although she kind of was, but more she was just really not my type.
Anyway, we banged and fell asleep.
I wake up the next morning at 7am the loud banging on my door - like what the fuck. I answer the door and it's the police. I'm like... what? My first thought was that maybe somehow she was underage, or some kind of runaway and I was now fucked and going to prison.
Instead of me, they wanted her - they knew she was there and the minute I opened the door they blew past me and searched my house finding her in my bed still naked. They arrested her right there, naked.
They wouldn't tell me anything which made me pretty mad, and the second they got her in the cruiser they left. I was pretty confused for awhile, but I was like well - at least I got laid I guess; broke the dry-spell.
I go back to bed, wake up around 11am - make breakfast. Sitting down and relaxing enjoying a good day off. Think I was watching The Price is Right which ends at noon which is immediately followed by the 12 o'clock news.
Their top story was about this woman arrested this morning, wanted for the murders of her infant children. I was like ugh, that's fucking awful - and they show footage OF THAT CHICK I HAD JUST BANGED NOT EVEN 12 HOURS PREVIOUS.
I had fucked a mother fucking baby killer. And not just one baby, but multiple babies. I felt sick for days after that.
So yeah, never told anybody because wow - fuck. I still can't believe that really happened. Out of all the fucking people I could have fucked... why did it have to be a baby killer.
TL:DR One night stand ended in the morning with the police arresting this gal I met off the internet. Wouldn't tell me why they were arresting her. Saw the 12 O'clock news and discovered she was wanted for multiple baby killings.