Reddit, what's the most ultimate petty revenge you've seen or been a part of?

Ohhh pick me!

Last night I valet'd my car and the valet guy gave me my ticket but didn't take the key I had held out. My car was idling with the door open so thinking nothing of it I just tossed the key into the car. It landed on the driver's side floor mat.

Well, apparently he found that offensive, so when I picked my car up he said he couldn't find the key. It's a keyless car, so you just have to have the bobble in the car to start it. No biggie, I figured I'd find it when I got home.

Nope, that douchewad hid my key somewhere inside the car. I spent over an hour looking in every nook and cranny. Can't lock it. Anyone can get in and drive it off if they so please.

Seriously annoying, and makes me want to poke him in the eye, but also kind of funny.

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