My friend. I honestly want to punch her at this point. I know I should be sympathetic because we both have autism, and one of her huge problems is she can't take any social cues ever, but after eight years I'm running out of patience.
Some examples just from today:
Teacher asks what it means if R=0.22 (We're learnig linear association) so my friend raises her hand ajd completely serious, answers "It means R=0.22."
"Well actually, sharks don't attack people that often." (Said in the most smug voice ever with a smirk.) Like no shit, we know that. This is for a hypothetical math problem though, so shut up. Pretty sure Susan didn't eat 103 watermelons in one day either, and Mary didn't eat twice as much minus three, and John didn't eat three times as much as Mary minus 90, but I didn't see you complaining there.
"ARG WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE DONT HAVE MONITERED READING TODAY? ITS THURSDAY!!!" (We were finishing the second day of our language arts benchmark, which takes all class and she knew it.)
Durring our review for the science benchmark tommorow, "Omg! One time we went to Canada and [insert five minutes of unnecessary details] but anyways there was the really cool tree with purple leaves. And this is relevant because photosynthesis!"
"OMG I CANT BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT JAKE!!! MEN ARE NOT BETTER THAN WOMEN SHUT UP!!!" (She's not wrong but this dude is so fucking annoying and his goal is to make people mad-everyone but her can see it and usually ignores him.)
"S-s-s-spider??? omg omg get it away from me!!!" (She exaggerats all her emotions by loudly and over dramatically announcing them.)
(I was describing a manga I'm reading to another friend.) "Oooh, that sounds interesting. What's it called? I wanna read it! (Note: she ruins anything she reads for everybody else. For three years she refused to talk about anything besides Harry Potter) Oh wait. Is that one of those animes? I hate those, ugh. How can you stand them?"
"Oh I did so bad on my French benchmark, I only got a 96% because I didn't have time to study because I kept playing games on my Itouch. (I don't get this logic.) Anyome who can't get an A on those is an idiot." She says this right before I'm going to Spanish to take the second part of my benchmark, when she knows I mlst likely failed the writing, and that even if I get a 50% on the writing (lowest scpre you can get if you tried) and a 100% on the other parts ir would still be a B and bring my grade down to a C. She knew this, and she also knee rhat I was probably going to get a C on the listening part and a B on the speaking. The only thing I was expecting to get an A on was the reading part. She knew all this, and she knew how nervous I was. I'm 99% sure she said this one to piss me off.
"We have to take a test today?? Thats not fair!" (Whiny voice)
To make it worse, I have my four core classes (math, Language arts, science, social studies) with her, amd every single teacher in every single class has put me right next to her every single time we've switched seats this year. I don't know if they hate me or if it's because I'm the only person who won't punch her, but holy fuck I want to.
Seriously, fuck those people.
(sorry for the rant)