Reddit, what's your favorite drink to order at the bar?

Look, I'm the boss. You want a drink or don't you?

                                 GEORGE
                     Okay – all right. Double bourbon, 
                     quick, huh?

                                 NICK
                     Okay.
                          (to Clarence)
                     What's yours?

                                 CLARENCE
                     I was just thinking...
                          (face puckers up with 
                          delicious anticipation)
                     It's been so long since I...

                                 NICK
                          (impatient)
                     Look, mister, I'm standing here 
                     waiting for you to make up your mind.

                                 CLARENCE
                          (appreciatively)
                     That's a good man. I was just thinking 
                     of a flaming rum punch. No, it's not 
                     cold enough for that. Not nearly 
                     cold enough...  Wait a minute... 
                     wait a minute... I got it. Mulled 
                     wine, heavy on the cinnamon and light 
                     on the cloves. Off with you, me lad, 
                     and be lively!

                                 NICK
                     Hey, look mister, we serve hard drinks 
                     in here for men who want to get drunk 
                     fast.  And we don't need any 
                     characters around to give the joint 
                     atmosphere. Is that clear?  Or do I 
                     have to slip you my left for a 
                     convincer?
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