Reddit, what's your top "Holy shit, that worked?" moment?

I have told this story elsewhere on Reddit, but here goes: I lived in a 25-person housing unit during junior year of college, and we used to throw some insane parties because we were such a small house (some of the other units were 500+ people) that the University lawmen just didn't pay much attention to us... Until one night they did. We had maybe 60 people in there, and the cops came to break it up. Everyone else scattered of course (or if they lived there pretended to have been asleep the whole time) except I was so damn drunk and stoned I was just standing in the lobby when the cops came running in. One of them looked at me and said something to the effect of "get over here I need to write you up," and I said back "woah woah, I live here and I'm totally sober, you can't write me up just cause I'm the first person you saw." He believed me and went off to write up someone else.

Tldr: Looked a cop straight in the eyes and lied to him about being insanely drunk right at that very moment, he bought it and I got off Scot-free.

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