nsfw answer?

going to the bathroom is among the dullest tasks of my life, always leaves me feeling miserable, never not an inconvenience, always goes on too long, etc.

if i had three wishes, this would be my first wish before wealth or money or world peace or anything. that's how much i hate going to the washroom.

i don't want to sit there wiping all day and it honestly makes me feel like god is taunting me from somewhere by making me wipe for an hour after going to the bathroom...sometimes i will go crazy and start talking to myself and say "i can't take this shit...literally, i can't take this shit"

fucking toxic waste of my fucking time every god damn day...i literally scream out in my bathroom, "i have better things i could be doing! fuck off!!!" I feel like ghosts or god are bullying me