I remember this not so fondly. May 15th, 2013 at around 1:30 in the afternoon. I remember it because that's the day I was taking my freshman finals, I was homeschooled and had a tutor from the school come every day. I don't know about the rest of you guys but I stress jerk. If I'm stressed out it's the best way to feel better. So I was nervous as all hell to take these exams. This was the day my years of incognito meat beating came to an end.

Now I'm a fan of strap on porn, have been since then. I had searched for the perfect video and I found it. Two chicks, one with a massive strap on decimating the other's ass. Pants down around my ankles, no hope for escape. And before you say it, I did lock my door as I always do. Only I forgot to pull on the handle to be sure it was shut. The gods frowned upon my solo dance moves. The door flings open and my dad just bursts in. He started talking before realizing what he'd walked in on. Now I had one of two options, hide my shame or close out of the porn. Well I sat there dick in hand so shocked my impenetrable door lock betrayed me. Then reality came back and I chose to cover my self up. He looked over and saw strap on chick ramming the other like a she was a protestor in Tiananmen Square. Now my dad is not good at handling these situations. This man waits for me to pull up my pants and then asks me to print the papers he wanted me to in the first place. So I did and then like any self respecting teenager I finished the job when he left. I was beyond stressed while taking that exam. But I passed.