Redditors, what's your worst experience dealing with an aggressive asshole of a car salesman?

I had a dirty looking guy with long, greasy hair want to test drive a Cadillac. We had a pre-planned route for test drives, but he turned the opposite way out of the dealership and told me he wanted to go his own way. At this point, he was acting somewhat strange, like nothing specific, just odd mannerisms. We drove a couple miles and I started getting a bit scared that I was going to be on the 6 o'clock news, when suddenly he pulled into an ice cream place. He bought us both ice cream cones and we ate them as he checked out the engine, then we drove back and he left. It was nice. EDIT: To those asking, he didn't buy the car, and I never saw him again. I prefer to believe that he travels the country, buying ice cream for poor commission - starved car salesmen like a dirty, greasy Santa Claus. EDIT 2: First time getting reddit gold! Thank you so much kind stranger! ...ice cream man, was...was it you?

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