Redditors who have lived in a place with random house/roomates, what is your weird story about them?

We had 4 bedroom 3 bath house and a room open.

Girl applies and moves in. She's got her shit together. Several weeks later, she has boyfriend that needs to stay someplace for 3 weeks. 2 mos later they never come out of their room. She's drunk all the time, he's on prescription meds. She's actually tolerable when drunk, he's a grey angry ghost. his best friend and some of their other friends come over to hang with them. They party all night. Next day, they want to do a BBQ. girl and her boyfriends friend go shopping for 3 hours. They return. she's got cum in her hair. boyfriend doesn't see it. I tell her to go the bathroom and clean up (she's drunk). She comes out naked. I eject and retreat back to my room downstairs. her girlfriend knocks on my door. I open it, she comes in and closes and locks the door. Her boyfriend starts calling her name outside my door 2 min later, but he won't knock on my door, he just keeps yelling her name. I escort her out the patio door to the side gate so she can re-enter through the front door. They party on. Next morning, I hear "you're choking me you're choking me!" coming from girls room. I pound on door. He yells something. I leave it at that. neighbor calls and tells me more of what they heard. I pound on door and tell boyfriend to leave, he says "it was a sex thing." I tell him he's not on the lease, he's overstayed the allotted days, and he is no longer welcomed back into the house. I announce that he has 2 min before I dial 911. He splits. Girl thanks me, said he WAS choking her. next day landlord arrives (neighbor called him too). landlord finds boyfriend passed out in his car in front of the neighbors house. Asks me what happened. I explain. Landlord asks to enter and I say sure, we both walk to the back family room to find a sheer and utter mess.

We were all asked to move in 60 days.

Found out later that boyfriend and girl were in rehab together. they graduated and she got her shit together. was going well for her until he came back into her life.

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