Redditors with roommates, what are some of the weirdest things a roommate of yours has done?

Where do I begin?....

The first roommate I ever had was a co-worker after a parental argument at 18, which is my excuse for choosing rapidly and without much knowledge of his personal life. He and his gf were into some reallllly dark stuff entertainment-wise, which can be overlooked when carried on in a reasonable manner. That said, they accidentally butt-dialed me the day before moving in and left a 5+ min voicemail of what had to be the weirdest sexual convo I've ever heard sounding like it was muffled, as if through some pants pockets...

gf: "You don't deserve to get me off!" while slapping him... was my favorite part, personally. Y'all get the picture.

I played the voicemail for several friends and my own girlfriend to make sure it was in fact real life.

Anyways the weirdest thing this particular couple did was re-fry fried chicken from a place like KFC. They would bring this chicken home, already fried, breaded, and to "re-heat leftovers" drop it into another pan full of (clearly not hot enough) oil until the original breading was saturated. I still remember the smell of double fried soggy-but-burnt chicken. Yet amazingly somehow his gf was a germophobe who lived in a bubble and did things to keep clean that were obviously screwed up like storing her toothbrush inside a sealed ziploc bag after use, wet.

UGH THANKS I HAD ALMOST FORGOTTEN ABOUT THESE PEOPLE REDDIT

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