3. Redditors with SOs who talk in their sleep, what is the creepiest thing they've ...

Redditors with SOs who talk in their sleep, what is the creepiest thing they've said?

My SO had been asleep for an hour while I was reading..

SO(eyes closed): Hey.
Me: Yes.
SO: The African men are on the left and right of us.
Me: WAKE UP!!! Who?!
SO: They are not in this house, they're in the shop.
Me: What?!
SO: Please be quiet.
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On another occasion, I was jolted awake by a voice asking me about a "purchase."

SO: Have you bought it yet?
Me: What?
SO: Have you..bought it yet?
Me: Bought what?
SO: The bulletproof vest.
Me: No. Who is it for?
SO: Pauleigh.
Me: Paul?
SO: PAULEIGHRGHRHGH (distorted demon voice)
Me: Pauline????
SO: Nothing nothing. Forget it. *Turns away. Snoring continues*

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Never again will I engage a sleep talker in conversation.

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