CRING BOOMER ALERT! EMERCENCY LOCKDOWN! PLEASE CLOSE AND LOCK ALL DOORS AND WINDOWS TO PROTECT YOUR FAMILY FROM THE BOOMER!
Residents of r/ChapoTrapHouse ,a BOOMER has been spotted in the neer vicinity. This boomer is registered on the boomer list, and should be treated as such. The boomer may hurt your family with extensive cring, boomering, and being a general boomer. Please make sure not to let it in your home
ALERT! THE BOOMER IS ON THE MOVE! LAST SEEN JUST 1.4KM AWAY FROM THE NEAREST BOOMER CONTAINMENT CELL. ALERT ALL PRISON STAFF! THE BOOMER MAY BE TRYING TO FREE OTHER BOOMERS!
ALERT! BOOMERS HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT! ALERT! THE BOOMERS ARE COMING! OH GOSH OH FRICK THEY'RE HERE! HEL-
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BACK IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T HAVE TECHNOLOGY!
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