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permalinksavegive gold [–]akurt5 1 point 6 months ago jack permalinksavegive gold [–]Serialk1llr 1 point 4 months ago And here's what it says if you read between the lines, or are just bored as shit to the point you want to reconstruct the paragraph ........................................................................................................................................................... "what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerou ssecret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with p before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network ofs pies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retrid but ion your little “clever” comment was abouay be you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’ repaying the price, you god damn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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