IS releases Flames of War II

So a few things

1) God damn the shit that narrator was saying was beyond cringe-worthy. Does he honestly believe any of what he was saying? Who the fuck talks like that?? I don't know how to describe it but he just sounds like a pimpled high school virgin wrapped up in cool fantasies about good and evil, triumph over evil empires, etc etc. I know this because I was a high school virgin at one point and those are the kinds of video games I would play and the daydreams I would have.

2) Having said the above, this is nothing more than ISIS wanking material. Between the Call of Duty sound and video effects (I especially enjoyed it when the screen went black and all you hear is ragged breathing, omg so cool) to the action shots to the dramatic speeches they're obviously targeting other impressionable losers in society to join their cause because er mer gerd they're so cool and righteous. In reality they're just unibrowed dirty desert monkeys who fail at life.

3) These guys are obviously hurting a lot, you can tell by what they say and their actions. Their crews are small, their targets are small isolated outposts. I'd love to see them go up against a Marine squad embedded in one of those outposts and get raped up the ass.

4) Some parts of the video were outright funny. Get this: someone actually thought that it would be a good idea to roll decapitated heads down a hill because they thought it would look cool. They're just trying so hard to look scary but in reality they're just fucking comical. I mean this is something that might happen in a jihad movie parody like Four Lions, "hey Ahmed gather all the heads and roll them heads down a hill bro, trust me bro it'll look cool and scary!1!!11"

I didn't watch the entire thing because it was nauseatingly cringe-worthy. Can't believe these desert hill billies ever managed to capture territory lol

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