Remember 2019, when the crazy news story of the year was “Storm Area 51”?

Most people don't know this, but George Lucas sent a synopsis to 20th Century Fox before he had even decided what to name the characters for his script "The Star Wars." Below, is a little known excerpt showing an outline of what happened during the famous scenes of the Death Star:

"The old man saw a 'moon.' He somehow knew he needed to come inside to place his saber on the saber of another man, who was also inside simultaneously. Then, after the slapping of sabers continued for several minutes, the old man decided to let the other man do what he wanted with him, while an 18 year old guy watched, yelling as the slapping came to a climax. It was then that the other people who were also inside, decided to pull out of what they were in. The bad guys then also pulled out and chased them, following close on their tails. As the bad guys came from behind, the good guys knew they had to beat them off, so they took their big space laser on their ships and they fired of big blast, after big blast until the bad guys were all sprayed. The 18 year old was then complimented for his aim by the older, single man who watched him shoot off what he had. Also, there was a naked, super hairy male alien and the lone woman was secretly the sister of the 18 year old. If 20th Century greenlights this, I anticipate a PG rating, as the old man might say the word 'damn.'"

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