I'm getting paid to chat with you while who knows what you're doing haha!

Well I'm retired. you keep referring to me as a youngin and a new born and talking as if you're older than me and you may be, I retired young but I didn't want to stop you from thinking I was 12.

Well, when you're at work and several miles away and it's a slow day, this is how I get my entertainment.

Again, I feel sorry for your wife, she is married to a guy that thinks trolling people is entertainment.

Every time I said what you're doing is weird and kinda sad, your response is to get even more excited with your responses with "Ohhhh"s and random weird pet names.

Let me make this very clear to both you and wife: if you're sense of entertainment and fun is trolling strangers on the internet... you're weird. Why does your satisfaction come from putting others down? Don't you see how that's psychologically fucked up?

Like I don't want to get any more personal and take jabs below the belt but, if this is how you spend your time at work, why don't you spend your time to make more money and double up and retire early so you can spend the rest of your days with your wife instead of at work on reddit?