Oi just what I need, a trophy in the depression Olympics. And some cunt having a laugh at my shitty life. Then again I need some perspective and having a laugh at myself will be fun. I'm no Christian anymore but my favorite Joke is; how do you make God laugh? You make plans.

I'll probably add more for amusement later but right now my situation is this: My wages are being garnished for unpaid taxes and that has made me choose between Ramen and Toast for most meals but this month is super tight.

As a matter of fact I was going to come up like a hundred dollars short on rent and have to borrow it from family or something cuz my credit is rekt. Anyway, I was trying to finger it out last night. and... Well. That got me all depressed and rebellious. So, I said fuck it all last night and decided to go out and try to get my dick wet to make myself feel better as only pussy and booze can. I mean if I can't go out once in a while and enjoy myself what's the fucking point right. Plus I was running out of booze and the bar is next door to the liquor store...

Fucking brilliant movie because now I'm going to be like 200 dollars behind on rent and will likely end up owing more, thanks to a late fee that I will inevitably have to pay when I take some of next months checks to cover this month's bills.

Best part is the money owed is from when I was unemployed and the garnishment could effect my getting hired on with my new company.

Silver lining is I hit it off with a fellow CA and although we didn't bang like bunnies I did manage to get her number. Now if I can only trick her into believing I'm not a total loser basket case I might end my way overdue dry spell.

Cheers ya Cunt I've already started drinking today I'm thinking you have passed out so I'll have one for ya.