Repat Program

Hear me out, you want to get easy dual-citizenship? Come here. You wanna eat actual food? Come here. You wanna actually have a good life and living the moment instead of being depressed all the way with other depressed no-lifers? Come here. You work as a programmer, technician, engineer (anything really)? Come here. You wanna save some quick buck working with private businesses? Come here. You wanna contribute to the country and love to fuck mountains (who doesn't)? Come here.

Do you like living there? No? Contribute to our country indirectly. Make rock, pop, rap, covers in Armenian. Make people learn Armenian instead of ARMENIAN GENOCIDE, ARMENIA FIRST CHRISTIAN NATION, WINE WHISKY WOW KIM KARDASHIAN. Make theater plays, books, video games, fucking manga for all I care. DO THEM instead of whining and bitching about the country all day saying "oooh why isn't Armenia like this??? Ooh why isn't it like that???".

Just stop. We fucking get it. Also stop with the self-victimization. Ending thread.

/r/armenia Thread Parent