A poem composed from the words of President Trump:
Your Fucking Doctor Ruined Me!
I have great respect for women.
Miss housekeeping.
You’re disgusting.
Ariana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out.
Meryl Streep, one of the most over-rated actresses in Hollywood...
I’d look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers.
“I've been successful with your girlfriend."
The only thing she’s got going is the woman’s card.
The face of a dog.
Bette Midler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct.
It really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.
But she’s got to be young.
With the proper woman, you don't need Viagra.
If Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her.
...my women are more beautiful.
Do you like girls that are 5-foot-1? They come up to you know where.
I am going to be dating her in ten years. Can you believe it?
You don’t give a shit if a girl can play a violin like the greatest violinist in the world. You want to know what does she look like.
A person who is very flat-chested is very hard to be a 10.
Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything. … Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.
There has to be some form of punishment.
What did these geniuses expect when they put men & women together?
‘Bitch be cool.’ I love those lines.
You could see the blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever unsexiest woman alive” – I agree. She said “it’s beneath me to comment on the potential Obama charitable gift.” What’s really beneath her?
...various other parts of my body.
deeply troubled women, you know, deeply, deeply troubled, they’re always the best in bed … You don’t want to be with them for the long term.
There are basically three types of women and reactions. One is the good woman who very much loves her future husband, solely for himself, but refuses to sign the agreement on principle. I fully understand this, but the man should take a pass anyway and find someone else.
I would never buy Ivana any decent jewels or pictures. Why give her negotiable assets?
Women, you have to treat them like shit.
...a lot of women out there that demand that the husband act like the wife...
When I come home and dinner's not ready, I'll go through the roof.
The point is, you can never be too greedy.