Republicans, this is how you re-elect Trump

I would be genuinely irritated even though they're republicans except that four years ago a bunch of "radical leftists" voted for the far right candidate of the republican party instead of the moderate-to-moderate-left candidate in the democratic party, I realized that my own party wanted a whole chocolate bar. And they were given an option between a full piece of human feces and 1/4 of a chocolate bar. And rather than take the piece of chocolate they chose the human feces. Because, you know, that makes sense.

Now I realize my party is dumb as a brick, and if I have to deal with people wo would rather eat shit than small chocolate instead of big chocolate when they want big chocolate, I dont see why the republicans shouldnt eat shit either.

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