わ〜い！当て字！オッチャンかっちょい！

I finally understand why you aren't bringing your "best game".

This is your best game. The very best you can manage is meaningless, impotent "comebacks" that inspire yawns.

Fine.

I know what your problem is: you are a miserable weeb who caught yellow fever with the first woman who would give him the time of day, who kicked your ass for years because you are too much of a pussy to do anything about it. I have no doubt you are in a similar relationship now, because you are still a pussy.

Your rants about gays and transexuals are because you are insecure about your own desires. Don't deny it, as I said before "thou dost protest too much" - just as pretty much every other homophobe I have ever known talks a tough game, but then you walk in on them smoking some guy's pole in a bus station bathroom. Because that is who they, and you, are.

So basically you have been a pathetic failure at life so far, been in Japan for quite a while without accomplishing anything other than being a bitter little bigot with penis issues (don't know if you've been here longer than me, but if you have that means you've been here since Christ was a road guard), and your odds of accomplishing anything at this point in your life are somewhere between zero and nil.

Pretty sad. Sucks to be you.

So look - you're going nowhere fast, and your pathetic existence is a blight on Japan. But you can still fix that. Get in your car, find a long, straight stretch of road with no traffic and with an overpass going over it, put a brick on the gas and steer for the concrete supports. You won't be missed.