3. [RF] All NSFW subreddits are switched to take on their literal meaning in a SFW ...

[RF] All NSFW subreddits are switched to take on their literal meaning in a SFW fashion.

The quiet hum of the computer eased my mind from the stresses of the day. The monitor sat in front of me, blinking and flickering as I traversed from page to page. What to do next? I've checked all the defaults, gone through my subscribed list, had a look at some Top of All Time posts, what to do? I knew I should probably get to bed, it was already getting close to midnight and my eyelids sagged under their own weight, but at the same time I really couldn't be bothered going to sleep. I scratched my neckbeard and decided that I'd have a late night session of browsing the weirdest subreddits I could find.

/r/gonewild, haven't checked there for a while! My fingers danced across the keyboard as I typed it into the search bar, before the first results came up and I clicked the first link. Haven't been here for a while, let's look at the top posts of the last month. I was in for a treat. Pictures of feral cats and dogs, and stray animals that had escaped the suburban life flashed up on the screen. My gross fascination in feral animals kept me looking at picture after picture after picture. Eventually, I found that I had traversed so far down the list that I had reached the bottom. Satire posts, memes, and stupid word puns about 'gone wild' started to show up more and more frequently. Knowing that the best was far behind me, I thought of where to go next.

/r/realgirls was one of my favourites. There's something about all those painfully badly coded Tinder bots that just tickles my funny bone. I spent a couple of minutes having a look at badly constructed conversations and bots trying to appear human, before getting tired of it and thinking of what to search for next.

/r/fiftyfifty. A subreddit with a flash game where you can flip coins against other redditors and place online bets with virtual currency. It's pretty fun, considering that everything is a 50/50 chance of winning or losing. I played a couple of matches, and actually found myself winning more than losing. I played a bit more, and sure enough, I was actually making a good buck out of flipping coins. I decided to quit while I was ahead, I'd splurge all my currency tomorrow.

I was so tired, but I couldn't go to sleep. A feeling of liveliness was still in me, and I knew that if I lay in bed, it would be hours before I actually got to sleep. I knew what was happening, so without a thought of hesitation, I started searching for a new subreddit.

I loaded up /r/spaceporn, /r/foodporn, and /r/earthporn in multiple tabs. In a couple of minutes, I'd have no problem going to sleep.

And that's my first ever writing prompt story, I know I'm not the greatest at writing but I thought that some clever things could be done with this idea. CC is welcome :)

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